I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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