so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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