I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
