Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Randomize
