I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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