I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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