You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
