Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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