she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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