the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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