come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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