whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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