He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
