i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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