jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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