she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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