You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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