I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Randomize
