We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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