now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
When did angry sex become our thing?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
