Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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