I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Randomize
