I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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