He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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