She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Dicks are not precious.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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