So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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