Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Randomize
