He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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