So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Randomize