If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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