You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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