porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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