Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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