Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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