He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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