We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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