we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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