Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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