At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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