It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Randomize
