who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
What did we do last night that was yellow?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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