Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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