hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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