i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
we made out on top of his cat.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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