I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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