I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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