sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
