hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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