i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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