I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
