in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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