My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
there was a trapeze. enough said
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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