escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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